Showing posts with label Russian hacking nonsense. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Russian hacking nonsense. Show all posts

Friday, July 13, 2018

The World The Flesh And The Devil or The Faces Of Strzok



Our Holy Mother the Church teaches that we're in the midst of a spiritual battle against evil, against an unholy trinity of the World, the Flesh and the Devil. Is this true? Let's try a simple thought experiment to find out.




Imagine you're a top level FBI agent, charged by the nation to execute justice impartially. But you side with the money, power and vested interests of the World, let's call it the Deep State, and before you know it you're plotting to overthrow an elected President. Sound familiar? 




Now think of all the plotting, scheming and intrigue you're locked into; you need relief, a companion, a soulmate, someone who isn't your wife. And there it is, the Flesh.




Then there's the Devil. But isn't that wicked spirit a figment of overheated medieval imagination? I'd argue that pictures tell a different story. So be on your guard, all three of you readers, against the World, the Flesh and the Devil.




Speaking of which, Rod "Weasel Goblin" Rosenstein's just announced that Russia somehow "hacked" the election. Surely the evil powers we're warned against wouldn't want to derail Trump's meeting with Putin. Or would they.

Out demons, out.

LSP

Friday, July 14, 2017

Tree Hugger Down



If you're not too busy getting hacked by the Russians, check out this neat tree hugger infovideo.

Cheers,

LSP

Monday, June 26, 2017

Don't Be A Pathetic Lib, Fish



Now that the risible "Russians hacked the election" narrative is dying the death of a thousand failing PR spins, the team decided to go fishing. We'd tried Soldiers Bluff the day before and the young 'un did well with a good sized Hybrid but I struck out. Today would be different, I promised, at the dam spillway.




Sure enough it was. The water churned and foamed and we cast off with circle hooks and worms. A few minutes in and Boom! out came a decent Black Drum and we could see the Gar schooling off the current. Big excitement as the prehistoric looking river monsters circled and prowled like submarines in search of prey.




After a few false starts, as the fickle Gar took the bait, ran with it and then let go, I felt an encouraging tug on the line. That firmed up, the rod bent double and the fight was on; I thought I'd caught a Catfish but no, a big Bass broke the surface and tried to run downstream. Sorry fish, you're coming in and up came a decent sized Leviathan. Great result.




Then the Cadet started catching, Black Drum, and that's the main thing. You want kids to experience the action so that they get into the sport. Otherwise they'll be tempted to write it all off as a boring game of waiting for endlessly non-appearing evidence and give up. Or worse yet, be forced to retract the story altogether as a phony piece of CNN-style agitprop.




That wasn't the case today; it was fish on and thank you mighty Brazos for the opportunity.

Tight lines,

LSP


Friday, June 2, 2017

Putin Praises Trump!



Speaking at the St. Petersburg Economic Forum, nationalist champion and Russian strongman, Vladimir Putin, praised President Trump for ditching the phony Paris Climate Accord.

“By the way, we should be grateful to President Trump. In Moscow it’s raining and cold and even, they say, some snow. Now we could blame this all on American imperialism, that it’s all their fault. But we won’t.”




In earlier comments to Megynne Kelly, Putin brushed off the increasingly shrill, desperate, hysterical and unconvincing allegations made by America's lying, elite, corrupt, mendacious media, which accuse the Trump administration of being Russian spies. 

“So our ambassador met someone. That's his job. That's why we pay him. So what? What's he supposed to do, hit up the bars?”




Rumors that the New York Times, Washington Post and Maxine Waters are calling for Putin's impeachment are unverified. 

That German, French and Italian heads are exploding because Trump refuses to asset strip America at the behest of the phenomenally rich transnational elite, is settled science.




God bless,

LSP

Monday, May 29, 2017

Memorial Day



I know, you're busy setting up firewalls and improving your IT security architecture in case the Kremlin hacks your grill and ruins all those steaks and hamburgers. But still, take some time to remember the fallen. Here's a prayer:
Almighty God, our heavenly Father, in whose hands are the living and the dead: We give thee thanks for all thy servants who have laid down their lives in the service of our country. Grant to them thy mercy and the light of thy presence; and give us such a lively sense of thy righteous will, that the work which thou hast begun in them may be perfected; through Jesus Christ thy Son our Lord. Amen.

God bless,

LSP

Saturday, January 7, 2017

Trump Tweets



What! War with Russia's a bad thing, to make Hillary and the spirit cooking Democrats look good after their disastrous wipeout in the election?

Hunh.

LSP

Thursday, January 5, 2017

Chuck Schumer, Notorious Head Clown



Top Democrat Head Clown, Senator Chuck Shumer, appears to have threatened President Trump with the "intelligence community." Why? Because he's sticking to the desperate and flailing "Russians hacked the election" narrative. Here's the Clown in an interview with Rachel Maddow on MSNBC:


This Head Clown Doesn't Look Like Weiner. At All.

“Let me tell you: You take on the intelligence community — they have six ways from Sunday at getting back at you.”


Gurning Head Clown

To paraphrase ZeroHedge, not only are the progressive left Democrats aching to reignite the Cold War, they're also threatening our incoming President with the CIA. How very liberal.


Posturing Head Clown

Give it up, Schumer, you are nothing but a Head Clown and an elitocrat stooge for the progleft NWO.


Head Clown With Weiner

Any resemblance between Chuck "Head Clown" Schumer and Anthony Weiner is entirely coincidental.

LSP

Friday, December 30, 2016

Obama v. Putin: Small, Weak, Spiteful and Lame



Everyone knows that outgoing President, Barak Obama, is small and weak compared to Russian strongman, Vladimir Putin, but the comparison grew more invidious still when the lame duck architect of hope and change decided to expel 35 Russian diplomats in retaliation for alleged spying. 


Pathetic

Rather than reply in kind and escalate tensions between the US and Russia, Putin wrote this:

The diplomats who are returning to Russia will spend the New Year’s holidays with their families and friends. We will not create any problems for US diplomats. We will not expel anyone. We will not prevent their families and children from using their traditional leisure sites during the New Year’s holidays. Moreover, I invite all children of US diplomats accredited in Russia to the New Year and Christmas children’s parties in the Kremlin.

And in conclusion:

It is regrettable that the Obama Administration is ending its term in this manner. Nevertheless, I offer my New Year greetings to President Obama and his family.
My season’s greetings also to President-elect Donald Trump and the American people.
I wish all of you happiness and prosperity.


Weak

What can we say. Obama decides to end his presidency by bullying children and attempting to reignite the Cold War, all on the premise of Russian hacking in the US election. Hacking for which there's not a shred of evidence outside the anguished snarls of Team Hillary, who weren't too happy about their emails being made public.


A Typical Putin Obama Selfie

Putin, on the other hand, looks forward to working with America and its new President and chooses to not engage in "kitchen sink" diplomacy.


A Familiar Spanking Scene

Which person looks small, weak, spiteful and lame, Vladimir Putin, or Barack Hussein Obama?

Your call,

LSP