AAAAAND HE WINS, AGAIN

It's official, Donald Trump has won 304 votes in the Electoral College over rival Hillary Clinton's 228, making him the 45th President of the United States.

Do you remember the risible attempts of the Hillaryites to derail Trump's historic victory? Burning, looting, Jill Stein's absurdly losing recounts, resurrecting the Cold War, the Russians did it! Really, the Russians did it? PR team, you're fired. There they were, throwing their cocoa out of the crib as they messed their onesies on the way to the nearest safe space.

Go On, Hurry Up Then

One member of the intelligence community compared the spectacle to the suspiciously "pink" 5 stages of grief. Anger, denial, depression and so on; well get over it, Libs. America's had enough of your rainbow riding antics and enough of 8 whole years of the dead hand of the Obama administration. What did that achieve?

Chaos in the Middle East, appeasement of radical Islam, the continued slide of our cities into urban hellholes, less real jobs, ever more debt and race tension at its highest point since the '60s. But not to worry, the Supreme Court turned the country gay and we got a broken health scheme. Not so good, unless with Joe Biden you think that transsexualism is the "greatest civil rights issue of our time," and weren't forced to buy useless Obamacare. Then there was the famous War on Weather, massive unemployment, and on, and on, and on. 

It's a pathetic track record, one that left normal Americans poorer, and the rotten bi-coastal, millionaire socialist elitocracy was given a deserved whipping at the vote. But will the golden towered Trump make America great again?

I sure hope so. Maybe part of that means defunding the baby parts selling abortion mill, Planned Parenthood. Maybe it'll mean working with Russia to crush ISIS and the Jihad, and rebuilding our manufacturing industry. Let's see.

In the meanwhile, he wins, again. Don't forget to #LockHerUp.

MAGA.

LSP

Madonna Ashamed To Be Human Being

A Clown

Aging superstar, Madonna, told adoring fans at a Miami fundraiser that she was "ashamed to be a human being."

Her comments came during an hour long performance, in which the 58 year old songstress dancer dressed as a clown and exclaimed, "It just really makes me feel ashamed, ashamed to be an American, ashamed to be a human being really."

English Lady. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Madonna is famous for being a multi-millionaire socialist Illuminati stooge of the globalist New World Order and for being an English, ahem, Lady.

Nobody Cares

The well preserved popstar is famous for her opposition to President-Elect Donald Trump. However, as one UK based expert put it, "Nobody cares."

What a clown.

Kick out the JAMS.

LSP

The Light Shines Brightly

And why's that, LSP? Because the evil Witch Crone Harridan, (WCH) Hillary, has been squashed like a roach. So we're celebrating at the Compound with crystal, fine wines, weighty silver, and guns.

Cupcake Crybaby

Make that deadly assault rifles, like the Old Crone was going to ban, but can't because she's been pasted by Trump. Some crybaby cupcakes aren't too happy about that. Too bad, losers, a new Sheriff's in Town. 

You Lose This Round, Satan

The light shines brightly.

Your Friend,

LSP

SMACKDOWN

Hillary Clinton was routed by Trump in an epic landslide victory last night, losing to the popular real-estate mogul by over 50 votes in the electoral college.

There were moments of knife-edge uncertainty as the rival candidates appeared to go neck and neck, the one representing the nation's corrupt insider pay-to-play elitocracy and the other fighting the establishment in defense of the people. 

A Typical Golden Tower

Who would win? Here at the Compound we weren't sure and odds were on the Inside-the-Beltway favorite and media darling, Killary. Sure enough, the side bets were going fast and furious on both sides of the Atlantic with the race seeming too close to call.

"Mook"

Then BOOM. State after state went red and the Democrats were wiped off the map; sorry, pollsters and associated NWO stooges, you got a smackdown.

Knees Buckle Loses Shoe

What will Hillary do now, as she stares down the continuing barrel of an FBI investigation into her malfeasant antics. Go into hiding? In Qatar? And what about the chipper little "Mook"? Perhaps he can find a job running a "bar" in San Francisco. 

Where's all the emails, Huma?

Then there's Podesta, the Crowleyite. Go on, set up a magicke shoppe in Chelsea, with your Priestess, Marina and the exotic Djinn, Huma. See where that gets you.

Satan

As one noted member of the Intelligence Community put it, "The Demon abandoned its host like a Remora dropping off a Shark."

Too bad, millionaire socialist cabalists, there's a new Boss in town, and he's got a Golden Tower.

The Monkey King

This was all foretold by the Monkey King.

Libs, take note.

LSP

Election Night

That is all.

LSP

The Last Debate

There were no flies on Hillary tonight, as she defended partial birth abortion and accused WikiLeaks, and presumably Julian Assange, of being Russian saboteurs.

Really, the Podesta emails are a Russian plot? As one commentator put it, "So the Russians hacked their emails, but what's in them?" Nothing good for the Clinton campaign, which is perhaps why Hillary seemed off-balance at this debate, often stumbling in her delivery and resorting to endless ad hominem attacks on Donald Trump. Sure, smug blasts of shrill maybe one form of attack, but it didn't sound good.

Unlike Hillary's self-assured "strong defense of borders" delivery, which sounded great until she was asked by the moderator to explain her  leaked speech to Brazilian bankers stating, “My dream is a hemispheric common market, with open trade and open borders.” That sounded bad, as if, sink me, she was a liar. 

Hillary tried to explain that away by referring to bankers and the movement of money, or something. Whatever, it sounded weak, and that's just it.

Hillary sounded shrill and lame tonight and Trump sounded more assured and on top of the debate than he's done so far. Perhaps that's not saying much, but there it is. Not so much the mad bomber as the less-orange-than-he-used-to-be President in waiting and a man who wants to reverse the hollowing out of America. 

Face it, let's get jobs and industry back resonates.

Hillary pretty much began the debate by defending partial birth abortion and concluded by telling the world that she was the champion of children. 

The flies were obviously invisible.

LSP