Showing posts with label the witch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the witch. Show all posts

Friday, October 21, 2016

Is Hillary Clinton An Android?



Why doesn't presidential hopeful, Hillary Clinton, sweat? Why do her eyes operate independently of one another? Why does her speech sound fabricated, somehow false and inhuman, and why does she appear strangely unsexed? Is it because "she" is, in fact, an "it," an android artificial intelligence?


Robot Eyes

According to a well placed source in the Intelligence Community, Hillary, or "Hillbot" as it's called by its handlers, is in reality a DAARPA manufactured android:

The Witch Mk II is good for what it is, but it's DAARPA 2gen tech (second generation technology). Sure, it can look good and even sound pretty human, then it starts to go awry. Its hands tremble, it falls over, its eyes don't focus and it gets locked into this creepy grin. Sometimes it swears uncontrollably. It's cold-fish-frigid, we call it 'Hillbot.'

The malfunctioning 'droid admitted it was a robot in an interview with the millionaire socialist fashion magazine, Vanity Fair


AI Crash

You guys are the first to realize that I’m really not even a human being. I was constructed in a garage in Palo Alto a very long time ago. People think that, you know, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, they created it. Oh no. I mean, a man whose name shall remain nameless created me in his garage.
I thought he threw away the plans, at least that’s what he told me when he programmed me — that there would be no more. I’ve seen more people that kind of don’t sweat, and other things, that make me think maybe they are part of the new race that he created: the robot race.


Droid

Hillary Clinton, a robot. In its own words.

You be the judge,

LSP

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Swedish Witch Hunter Breaks Free



A notorious Swedish Witch Hunter has escaped from a Hassleholm psychiatric facility during a 15 minute "free walk."




The Witch Hunter was arrested in 2015 and sentenced to four months in a mental hospital for planning to attack 56 people, including his former wife. In court, the man claimed he was working with the Swedish Secret Service and that he was "God's judge."

"I am God's judge. I point the finger and say who's guilty," said the Witch Hunter during his trial.




The whereabouts of the Witch Hunter are currently unknown and when asked if extra security measures had been put in place, Hillary Clinton's campaign team declined to comment.




During an interview about his wife's health, Bill Clinton explained that Hillary was "like a demon."

LSP

Saturday, September 10, 2016

The Basket's Full



Here at the Compound we like to stay on top of today's fast-paced news cycle, and part of that means memes, yes, #BasketOfDeplorables memes. So here's a few, with respect to EBL and others.



The Tea Frog



The Witch



Scary!



Street Art



The Old Classic (let's see Hill and Bill's heads on this, Ed.)



Tears 



The Musical

And that's just a few. Send in your favorite #BasketOfDeplorables memes, before it becomes illegal.

Mimetically,

LSP